"I haven't had a drink in thirteen years . But occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ***"

Hint : he's a comedian 6'2" born in Europe working in the USA.

Hi Mozart,
Craig Ferguson of the "Late, Late Show"

Yes indeed dance girl. Source Thanx.