When asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence, who said the following:
"You can lead a horticulture, but you cannot make her think"

Oh! I know that!
Dorothy Parker!

Once again, Tie gets it ! This and another are my favorite Dorothy Parker witticisms. The other:
"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end - I wouldn't be surprised."

What about:
Martinis, my girl, are very deceiving
Take two at the very most
Three and you're under the table
More and you're under the host

I had never heard that one. Very good.