My absolute favorite bit is

"Convicted it-girl Paris Hilton has urged fans to sign a petition asking that she be spared prison because of her services to the public.

The Hollywood socialite has pleaded that she be pardoned for violating her probation because she provides beauty and excitement to "(most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

"She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world."

Poor world! We have led the way in showing that when a people becomes affluent the result is instant decadence.

She'll be back. She's incapable of not offending.Point is that she does not think that what she has done is wrong and, anyhow, most times she'll have driven when disqualified (suspended) without getting stopped.And many times she'll have driven when over the drink limit without getting stopped. If she ever grows up she'll cease behaving and thinking that way, but it'll take time.The present events only reinforce her belief that she is special (and she is somehow above the law) and that someone will always be there to get her out of whatever scrapes she may get into . That is no recipe for future good behaviour.

Originally posted by FredPuli:
"She's incapable of not offending."

Well she certainly offends me.

Viv

Well I won't say the obvious about her killing somebody some day, and then needing weeks of therapy to get over the shock. But what if she has an accident and damages those great facial bones beyond repair?

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But what if she has an accident and damages those great facial bones beyond repair?

Maybe then the legal system will be shocked back to reality, and the joke will be over.

Does anyone else have a feeling we will read her obituary before her 40th birthday?

Personally, after seeing the initial fact she got off on only 23 days, I was supsicious.
After doing 3 days and getting released on Electronic Home Monitoring, I grew curious.
Then I found out. Mr.Rick Hilton donated $100,000 to the Sheriff's campaign.
Then Ms.Hilton went back to serve the remainder of her sentence.
I say justice is served. Cry to mommy all you want. She claims mental and health issues,
I've done time for several moments in my life.
It's supposed to be mentally disabling,
she's in a 12 X 9, I was in a 6 X 9.
She was and is in Segregation. I was in Genpop. (general population)
I was sharing a cell as small as i am being 5'5" 135lbs and asian, sharing a cell with 2 blacks, one for armed robbery, one for beating his wife with a piece of a leg from a dinner table.
Paris needs to suck it up and just deal with it.
That spoiled rotten little girl needs to learn a lesson.

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Originally posted by coldfuse:
Does anyone else have a feeling we will read her obituary before her 40th birthday?

Coldfuse the way she's going, money isn't going to help her. I'm willing to take a bet that she won't see 35.
and thats pretty damn sad... She's actually a pretty girl who could make a career out of something more than partying.
She's got talent, I mean...have you seen her sex tape,lol!!!!!!

The latest I heard from Paris is that she is going to change her ways and be a better person -tho I am sure once she is out and the cameras start rolling and the money is offered for her to be a Simple Life girl again that the temptation will be hard to resist-I hope for her sake she never goes back to jail again for anything and does something with her life. Gosh I mean can you imagine with all the media coverage she has gone through how any guy will want to settle down with her...of course I am not always right LOL so guys may be lining up once she gets out. I wish her well-she will need it

Yes, in the last few days, Paris has said all the right things. She's mentioned God, the world's poor, the soldiers in Iraq, etc. The only thing her scriptwriter missed was Mom's apple pie. Maybe she is saving that for when she leaves jail.

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Originally posted by DorianGreyed:
The only thing her scriptwriter missed was Mom's apple pie.

Come on! You think we'd believe that her mother cooks ? Nor does her scriptwriter, but putting ' I miss my pastry chef's apple pie' ain't got the same touching air to it.

Don't be surprised if she mentions her mother's home cooking.

Rumor has it Paris and her friends cook, too. On their shopping list, among other things, are


Shopping List of Household Ingredients Used to Manufacture Meth Deleted.



Edited after much thought. Even though this list is available all over the net, I don't want to have the list posted here.

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Originally posted by cyberlaol:
The latest I heard from Paris is that she is going to change her ways and be a better person -tho I am sure once she is out and the cameras start rolling and the money is offered for her to be a Simple Life girl again that the temptation will be hard to resist-I hope for her sake she never goes back to jail again for anything and does something with her life. Gosh I mean can you imagine with all the media coverage she has gone through how any guy will want to settle down with her...of course I am not always right LOL so guys may be lining up once she gets out. I wish her well-she will need it

Hell cyberlaol, I won't lie to ya, I'd probably try to get her pregnant so I could pull a K-Fed and be set for life,lol.

I've been pretty rough on Paris, but if she can serve her deal, get out and really show she's changed I'll take back what I said about her. I wanna see if she's learned her lesson first. It took me a while before I learned mine,
9 total stays in jail starting at age 16.
Only time will tell if she's changed or not.

Hey I heard her friend Nicole Richie is pregnant now. The paparazzi caught Nicole at a
restaraunt eating a meal for one....lol.

that was funny Ron and I now wonder about Paris sidekick Nicole-because if she ever has to go to jail we'll be hearing about book and TV movies I am sure of it

I don't know if you heard, but once she gets out,
NBC is paying her $1,000,000 for an exclusive.
man, I wish I got that kind of cash for my story about being in jail.
If anybody should get paid that kind of money for their story it should be Charlie Sheen.

I wonder how many celebrities would drive drunk or stoned and then be sent to jail and then fake a nervous breakdown so as to get lots of publicity and then want to sell their exclusive? Especially those celebrities famous for being famous, who have no special skill or talent.