apparently somebodystill holds a grudge...i won't name names (paula abdul)is keeping moifrom my rightful place on the cover of THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

oh sure, she tried to hide her tears behind laughter while i sang. she steeled herself with words such as "skreeching" and "catawalling". but when she walked out i knew the painful memories of our love was too much to endure. she even had simon and randy join in her ploy of revenge...jamming pencils in their ears and pounding their heads on the table. but Isaw through the ruse.

paula, you're a beautiful woman...you can find someone else. let me go. i told you...i'm as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change...this bird you cannot cage.

Sounds like a soap opera.

Your too good for her, man!

OMG LOLOL Dan! YOU DID IT!!! I'm so proud of you!!! I hope they have a segmant with you on it. If so, please tell us when so we can all get out the popcorn and watch you break Paula's heart