From which novel does this first line come?

"My father's family name being Pirrip, and my christian name Philip, my infant tongue could make of both names nothing longer or more explicit than Pip."

That would be "Great Expectations"

By the way, have you ever considered writing category names for Jeopardy or Ben Stein? Your a natural! (It also beats the Dickens out of working for a living.)

LOL Your right, of course and thanks for the compliment.