Of course, how stupid of me, I should have known that the damn thing that is suppose to make my life easier needs at least three more supporting software packages at the cost of God only knows what which will require about 3 hours of my time EACH to learn how to use with out really messing my machine which would require a whole day of waiting on the phone for a Technical Support Person to get around to me while I listen to Music that is suppose to be easy listening but makes my stomach turn.
(Big, Deep Breath) Well I will not be purchasing Net Nanny. Simply because I do not have kids, I guess I will either have to unplug and hide the plug to the Thing that Sits in the Corner (computer) or just ban the nieces and nephews from coming over. Both are far easier, less expensive than relying upon Computer Companies to do a thing right the first time.
Yes, I am frustrated to the extreme over this simply because lately I have been dumping money into new software, new licenses, new this that and the other to protect a machine which I didn't want in the first place.
Aside from the $1700.00 price tag for the machine, the monitor, the key board, printer, I have also had to spend another $200 in lumber, nails, glue, etc and about 8 hours of time to build a desk, and an accompanying printer/cd/tower holder. Simply because the desks offered are made out of cheap particle board and they wanted $500 and higher for cheap furniture.
Then I had to get a virus protector, spend nearly $75.00 for that and just recently I had to send off a check for another $20.00 to get another year of licenses in order to keep up to date with the viruses that some punk kids are spreading around for "fun".
Then I had to get a fire wall, which the first one really screwed up the system royally because some idiot was trying to get into my computer thinking I was an idiot and would have important personal information on the Thing that Sits in Corner which I trust as far as I can throw, no not even that far, because I can throw it pretty darn far. So about $100 later and another program and about a week of figuring the damn thing out I think I have an operational firewall, I can't be too certain because Computer companies can't make anything easy.
Then there is the upgrades, disk cleaning, defrag and all of that other rot that you have to do because the darn old software can't do it on its own. Then you have to upgrade that damn OS or is that a PDA or is it the Platform? Because Bill Gates keeps on getting some new ideas he wants to try out on the World, yet I find every week I am having to get yet another security update which a few of them have cause a lot of problems which means I get to spend 4 hours waiting on the damn telephone listening to easy listening music waiting for some computer nerd to treat me like I am an idiot because I do not know what a DFA is compared to a ISP because I was born in a time when the only frigging computer you had was a pencil and a piece of paper.
Then I leave to go to work to come home to discover that the Brat has been over to visit (The computer) to surf the net looking for free porn sites, and to view things like Debbie of the Double Endowments who just can't be human I have never ever met a woman that endowed and I have met a lot of people. Sure this may be some teenage boy's wet dream of sexual perfection but to me it is a disgrace and a bit of worry especially since I find that Debbie of the Double Endowments is viewed on a Site which uploads spy ware, and pop-up ads and possibly back doors onto my computer which required my getting the latest Virus protection which is another pain in butt because Most often there is no software to remove the damn thing you have to have a degree in Computer sciences and download an email page of 10 pages that is so complex you end up spending 2 hours reading in the manual before you can start removing the offending bit of software. Then you stand a chance of accidentally removing the wrong thing. Back to waiting on the phone 4 hours for a Computer Nerd who will either a. Not speak english. B. Not understand when you tell them 13+ times, "I am hard of hearing, please speak slowly", Or who treats you like an idiot simply because it is assumed that everyone has a degree in Microsoft Software.
So of course, Explorer will not help me, nor is it designed to work by itself. And of course I have to get Net Nanny or some other Child Guardian Software which will most likely come with a hefty price tag and will require me to spend yet another 4 to 8 hours trying to figure out how the hell it works. Plus I will have to shell out a yearly fee for new licenses for a thing which I, being a gay male with no kids of my own, am having to do simply because my Brother In Law decided to be straight and have several of them.

Yes I am irked.
David