... in favor of Pastafarianism. Pastafarians worship the god here shown giving life to Adam.

Here is a history of this exciting new religion. We have made it our lives' work to have our creation theory, a version of Intelligent Design, taught in the public schools.

Are you with me?

If so, you can find out more here.

Me too. I always wanted to join a cult, and if, as I believe, I have the right qualities, I would make an obedient disciple.

Henderson says of membership,

"There are rankings in the church, yes. Structured rankings, no. I have been told by Him that I am to procure a pirate ship of immense proportions and engage on a mission to spread his Word. The most endeared members of the church will be accompanying me. And in the case of female members, by "endeared" I of course mean "endowed." "

So as soon as I find my pushup bra, I feel certain I will be accepted, and touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Thank you babs for spreading the word.

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And in the case of female members, by "endeared" I of course mean "endowed." "

Do male members have to be endowed too?

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Originally posted by juanruiz:
Do male members have to be endowed too?

But of course. We'd have to insist on a rigorous examination, before considering your application.

So I imagine one must swell with pride, and stiffly bear whatever was handed him, come what may.

I'm ready to sign on, but first I would like to know where do I go and what do I get to do after I'm clinically dead. What does it cost and, as a charter member, what do I get to collect, and do I get a title?

Well first of all Frank, you need to take time to consider whether you would be willing to follow the

The Eight "I'd Really Rather you Didn't" commandments of the church

Secondly, you need to watch a short promotional video:

A Pastafarian's Tribute to Momofuku Ando


Third, you have to answer truthfully if you think you would look good in a pirate costume.


Then babs and I will consider other aspects of your application.

I like that the real, true god doesn't want any of his preachers to claim they talk to him, either.

(And then go around telling people that they alone have the very latest and truest prophecy, and that we all have to do what they say. And give him/her money.)

Damn! I'm already starting to 'interpret ' the holy writ to suit my own desires!

Pirate costumes??? Oooh, sign me up!

Yeah, and not only that, their themesong is by The Flaming Lips:

Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize - we're floating in space -
Do You Realize - that happiness makes you cry
Do You Realize - that everyone you know someday will die

And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round

Do You Realize - Oh - Oh - Oh
Do You Realize - that everyone you know
Someday will die -

And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round

Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize

I love that group!

Oh. and on a more serious note:

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The Theory of Gravity is just a theory!
Learn about the Theory of Intelligent Falling!
Hear the views of the noodally embraced!
Hear a real Pastafarian preacher tell it!

Here!

It just makes me feel good that there is a grandmother in this world that knows the Flaming Lips. Totally cool.

Excuse me, great-grandmother. 6 times over. Humph!

Even better!

Thanx. And the Mighty Noodley One thanx you too. It likes grannies and great-grannies and moms and dads and little tykes too.