C'mon, it's not that bad, is it? Our kids seem to like it and should get the benefit of the doubt. So here's a short tutorial on how to familiarize yourself with Rap Music, for their sake.
Difficulty Level: easy
Time Required: 5 minutes
Here's How:
1. Stare with confusion at your child's CD collection.
2. Choose your rapper. Anything with Ice, Fat, Daddy or Dr. is a good bet.
3. Carefully place the CD in the boombox.
4. Put headphones on.
5. Remove headphones and take the cotton out of your ears.
6. Put headphones back on.
7. Choose your track. Anything with bitch, ho, cop, slap or gangsta is a good bet.
8. Hit the play button.
9. Listen with an open mind for 15 seconds.
10. Resist impulse to scream.
11. Hit the stop button and remove headphones.
12. Put cotton back in ears to stop the bleeding.
13. Resist impulse to frisbee the CD into a brick wall.
14. Replace CD on the boombox with Grand Funk Railroad.
15. Smile and enjoy.
Tips:
1. Do not attempt this when your child is present. No need to embarass yourself.
2. Have another adult present in case of seizures or hemmoraging.
3. Keep a good supply of Classic Rock CDs nearby to nullify the effects of this experiment.
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