Barney Frank recently suggested that Congress would conduct hearings into the financial crisis. On the odd risk that Congressional hearings would turn into a kangaroo court, without Congress bothering to investigate itself, Answerpool seems like the better place for a more comprehensive fact-finding mission.

We will endeavor to leave no rock unturned! Presidents, congressmen, regulators, financial institutions, Gordon Gecko, the Geico gecko, Acorn, pecans, and anyone else hafway involved with the mess should be very scared. As we all know, Answerpool will uncover the truth!

"...Acorn, pecans..."

Don't forget all the other nuts, both in and out of Washington. And look for a recently departed member of AP to tie-in the bin Laden, the Masonic Conspiracy, Vlad Tepes, the Bavarian Illuminati, Prester John, the Skull and Bones Society, and the attempt by the New World Order to introduce the New Coke back in 1985. He has photographic proof of all this, including a picture showing Jane Fonda, Howard Hughes, Howard Keel, Howard Cosell, E. Howard Hunt, Huntz Hall, John Kerry, John D. Rockefeller, JohnGalt, John Dean, James Dean, Jimmy Dean, Dean Wormer, Gregg Marmalard, Doug Neidermeyer, Meyer Lansky, Ozzie Smith, Ozzie Osbourne, Ozzie Nelson, Oswald the Rabbit, Lee Harvey Oswald, Peggy lee, Janet Leigh, Pinky Lee, the 20th hijacker, the 5th Horseman, the Third Man, the Lone Gunmen, the Man from U.N.C.L.E., Spınal Tap, the Rutles, the Partridge Family, some boy named Sue, CHAOS, THRUSH, and, of course, Kevin Bacon, all present at Lincoln's and both John F. and Robert Kennedy's assassinations. With proof like that, you have to believe him.