You know someone is new to Paganism when they think....

An ATHAME is the gas you use for your grill.

A CENSOR is a drink you mix with alcohol.

ASTRAL PROJECTION is a home-made movie viewer.

A SYMPATHITIC LINK is when you feel sorry because your chain broke.

WICCA is that part of the candle that burns.

APHRODITE is a prehistoric bird.

ARCHETYPES is a kind of building structure.

BLESSED BE is the god of insects.

A BOOK OF SHADOWS contains silhouettes of friends or family members.

A BRAZIER is support wear for women.

CASTING is done with a fishing line, or on a set in Hollywood.

CHARGING is done with a credit card or battery.

The only way to get into a CIRCLE is to have the right of way.

Crystal CLEANSING is done with window cleaner.

CYCLES have to do with your washing machine and when to add fabric softener.

DEMETER is where you put your quarter when you park downtown.

A DOLMAN is a new brand of banana.

HANDFASTING is eating without utensils.

LEY LINES happen at the airport in Hawaii.

PAN is something you fry food in.

A QUARTER is 25 cents and still buys a cup of coffee. (Note: This person is not only new to magick, but they also haven't been out in a while!)

SKYCLAD is a shade of blue clothing.

A TRAD is a type of geometrical figure.

WHEEL OF FORTUNE is the game show with Vanna White.
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07-23-05, 09:23 PM
honilov
LOL. I really like the one about 'Blessed Be'.

08-01-05, 01:11 PM
Elexina
Big Grin Good stuff, Falcon. Thanks!!

08-01-05, 01:23 PM
DorianGreyed
Another misconception is that witches are extremely old women dressed in black, fly around on brooms, and have a wart on their nose. Karrow does NOT have a wart on her nose, and has often been seen in dark blue. (I do see how someone would think that she is in black, however, when she zips by overhead.)

08-01-05, 02:25 PM
Elexina
I wish I could fly around on my broom! Karrow will have to teach me that trick...

08-02-05, 12:43 AM
DvdGStwrt

quote:
Originally posted by DorianGreyed:
Another misconception is that witches are extremely old women dressed in black, fly around on brooms, and have a wart on their nose. Karrow does NOT have a wart on her nose, and has often been seen in dark blue. (I do see how someone would think that she is in black, however, when she zips by overhead.)



Gee, I'm uncertain about the age thing here –

Surely, surely you just forgot to mention she is very young and beautiful too.

Big Grin

08-02-05, 12:49 AM
DorianGreyed
Apparently, she flew to California and cast a spell. I didn't think she could fly over running water.

08-02-05, 07:36 AM
Karrow

quote:
Surely, surely you just forgot to mention she is very young and beautiful too.


David, what a wonderful and truthful man you are! Big Grin

DG, your incoherent ramblings are totally off topic. Please apologise to Falcon immediately for desecrating her thread. (David my love this does not, of course, apply to you. Your reply was one of the best I've seen on AnswerPool.)

08-02-05, 08:04 PM
jusork
Oh, I bet I know who's becoming Enthusiast of the Year next year. Roll Eyes

08-02-05, 08:11 PM
DorianGreyed
<---- And I know who's not.

08-03-05, 12:38 AM
FredPuli

quote:
Originally posted by jusork:
Oh, I bet I know who's becoming Enthusiast of the Year next year. Roll Eyes


You mean I don't get to run for a second term???? Eek
I promise to retire at the end of it, honest, when I have built my legacy (after this pesky war struggle is over)

08-03-05, 12:43 AM
DorianGreyed
Just be careful, Fred, lest you-know-who tries to impeach you.

08-06-05, 10:20 PM
Miranda
Those are hillarious! Thanks for the laugh!

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