What examples do you have which irritate or amuse? 'Mute point' for 'moot point' is the one that irritates me. Children, of course, invent their own through the same process of substituting the known for the unknown or misunderstood. (My mother as a child was convinced of the existence of elephants in the West. Why? Well,does the song 'Home on the Range' not go:
'Home, home on the range Where the dear little elephants play' ? )