Originally posted by Fourbrick2:
Reminds me of the story about the man who went to order a headstone for his late wife.
The stonemason asked him what he wanted on the headstone.
"Just her name, date of birth and date she died," replied the man.
"Would you like any message adding?" asked the stone mason.
"Well," said the man, "she was quite religious, so perhaps you could put "SHE WAS THINE".
"Certainly, sir, I'll have it ready by next week."
The man went back after a week and there was the headstone with the message reading
"Emily Brown, born 24.7.1936, Died 23.6.2006- She was Thin"
"You've missed the "E" out of the message" said the man to the stonemason.
"Sorry, sir, I'll correct it and it'll be ready Friday."
The man went back on Friday to see the headstone now reading,
"Emily Brown, born 24.7.1936, Died 23.6.2006- Ee, She was Thin"
(I'll get my coat, but not before wishing all my friends on Answerpool a very Happy New Year!)