Yesterday afternoon I had just finished a little job on my deck, put away the stepladder, and called Frankvan. Steffie answered, and said, "Oh, here he is, just coming through the front door."
Frankvan: Oh, hello, Bab. I was just coming in from taking down my Coolaroo.
Bab: What? What? You just took down your Coolaroo? Really? No you didn't. You're just teasing!!! But how did you know?
Frankvan: How did I know what?
Bab: Well, I just came inside from taking down my Coolaroo. Really. Just this minute. Came right to the phone after I had shut the door. So that means we were each taking down our Coolaroos at the exact same time! A continent apart! Different time zones!
Frankvan: Well, that really is a coincidence!
Bab: Oh, no, it's much more than that. What are the odds? Of all the things we could have been doing! Well, maybe not as many as we once could have been doing, I'll grant you. But still...
THIS IS A JOB FOR TSAEB!!!
Posts: 6797 | Location: British Columbia, Canada | Registered: 06-11-02
Coolaroo is an Aussie invention that makes a really good sun filter. It lets light and air through and blocks sunlight. I'll post a photo. They're great.
Posts: 6797 | Location: British Columbia, Canada | Registered: 06-11-02
Sorry, too late to edit. Coolaroo. I fastened it with stainless steel hardware and stretched it with turnbuckles to keep it taut. It weathers very well.
Posts: 6797 | Location: British Columbia, Canada | Registered: 06-11-02
babthrower: You wrote, "It lets light and air through and blocks sunlight."
Bad enough that you wrote that you would use my first prophecy book (which you never read) to wrap a fish, and my second prophecy book covers Jonas in the whale. Now, you are also forseeing that the word "IT" will be covered in my second prophecy book. Yes, that word "IT" does let light = knowledge and air = heir come in but blocks sunlight = God. To keep the word "IT" holy (include God), we have to "Remember the sabbath day to keep it holy." Surely there was a double portion of the Holy Spirit working: two coolaroos and two squirrels (two sqirrels over in Elexina's post).
As for coolaroo: 1) Caroloo S (reject for failing to produce my real first name, which is Carolyn) (O = CC = S is okay) 2) can't coo C S = can't coo 100 S = can't coo si oo = can't coo see oo = see can't coo oo (r = in = _n) 3) car's 1000 = c car c. 1000 = c car circa 1000 = 100 car circa 1000 = 1SS car circa 1000 = car's circa $1000 OR 1 c's car circa 2000 = first understand car circa 2000 4) coo loan 01 = coo loan CC1 = coo loan S1 = coo loan $
Who needs to borrow money to repair or buy a car near year 2000 or costing $1000? Well, today my sister went for the annual car inspection. . . . The car is a 2001 model, and the credit card bill is usually less than $500. (The OR above is an exclusive OR.) Isn't it interesting that I have been away from posting, but today is the day I am back and she is having the car inspected?
Babs, it was the Holy Spirit informing you that you were getting a word of knowledge. No joke.
P.S. Also interesting but not to be confused here are these two facts: Elexina wrote in her post of her truck, and babthrower wrote in her post about her friend, frankvan, with a van. Truck and van are close but no cigar: the revelation (here, four levels of words of knowledge) is about a car.
babthrower: You wrote, "It lets light and air through and blocks sunlight."
Oops. Meant to say "It lets indirect light and air ..."
I'm having a vision. Two squirrels and two coolaroos ...
YEAH! YEAH! The squirrels are RIDING the coolaroos! The way that scuba divers ride magnificent Manta Rays near the Great Barrier Reef!
The Coolaroos have been LIBERATED from their demeaning labor as sun filterers! And the squirrels are FREED from their humble role as roadside rodents accepting handouts of popcorn and peanuts from tourists!
Magnificently, the sail off into the sunset!
Thank you, Tsaeb.
Posts: 6797 | Location: British Columbia, Canada | Registered: 06-11-02
Originally posted by dg: Did you really tell poor tsaeb that you would use her book to wrap your fish in?
"Poor" tsaeb, I know. I wouldn't buy her book just to wrap fish. I would use something far less expensive and yet substantial -like a newspaper. I'd read her book, of course, but only if it were available at the library.
Posts: 4654 | Location: Rochester, NY, USA | Registered: 06-03-02
Originally posted by Elexina: I'd read her book, of course, but only if it were available at the library.
Well, perhaps she'd like to make a donation of a copy to your library and mine. A few months ago a huge box of books was delivered to the library, that came directly from the publisher. That should have been a red flag right there, because our books are normally purchased by our staff at headquarters, processed, and then delivered to us. On opening the box, we found a set of Scientology books by L. Ron Hubbard. Apparently every library in the country was sent the same set. We returned them.
Here is the phenomenon which is amusing me: 1) Babthrower wrote about wrapping a fish with my first prophecy book, and in my second prophecy book I will write about Jonah and the whale. 2) Newnickname wrote about using my first prophecy book as a door stopper, and in my second prophecy book I will show the doors at the time of the end. 3) Now, two ladies are dreaming dreams relevant to what else is going on in my life. 4) Did ya all know that the spiritual gifts are without repentence, which means that ya all, too, can demonstrate them?
