Not to worry what to buy your doggies for Christmas this year---this can be bought on www.shopping@msn.com
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NEW! Bow-Lingual® Dog Translator
$99.99 As seen on the Today Show!

What's pestering your pooch?

Find out with the Bow-Lingual translator! It analyzes your dog's bark to determine which of his six emotions he is feeling. Whether your dog is happy, sad, frustrated, on-guard, assertive or needy, the Bow-Lingual will provide a phrase based on the emotion, to let you know what he is trying to say. As your pet's advocate and best friend, you not only want to make sure your dog is healthy and safe, but that he's happy too!
The Bow-Lingual features include:
bark translator
body language guide
home alone mode
ten training tips
medical reference
set-up guide
pre-programming for 84 breeds
mixed breeds customization feature

So wadda you think, dog owners---think this will sell? Could this back some kinda breakthrough from Doctor Dolittle?

There is no way this could work. If we spend any time at all with our animals we can tell how they are feeling. We know what a whimper or a whine is. We know what an excited bark is. Body language speaks volumes. If they bare their teeth it is an act of agression. Who needs a translator? Not me!

You're right, Angela; I thought this sounded insane--but I betcha there will be some of these sold--and at $99.99 a pop! Imagine!

If you can "read" the non-verbal language of a pre-speech human child, you can probably "read" your dog.

what, I am going to discuss politics with my Schipperke?