12 apples
10 cubes of sugar..or to taste
1 quart brandy
1 quart boiling water
2 quarts Jamaican rum

Wash apples and place in a baking dish... don't peel or core the apples!
Bake at 350F until softened. Put the baked apples into a Crockpot.

In a medium saucepan dissolve the sugar in boiling water, stir in rum and brandy. Pour over the apples in the Crockpot and place lid on pot.
Set crockpot on low and don't let the mixture boil.
Allow to brew for at least 5 hours before serving.

Alternate method using same ingredients:

Taste rum while water cools.
Drink more rum.
Drink rum until you are hungry.
Wash apple in cooled water.
Drink some rum.
Eat washed apple.
Drink some rum.
Look at sugar cubes while drinking rum.
Eat a sugar cube, then bite into an apple.
Drink some rum.
Take a bite of apple, then eat a sugar cube.
Drink some rum.
Look at sugar cubes.
Look at remaining bottle of rum.
Eat a sugar cube, then drink some rum.
Drink some rum, then eat a sugar cube.
Drink some rum.
Put a sugar cube in mouth, then drink some rum.
Throw remaining apples at spouse and/or neighbors. Don't forget neighbors' spouses.
Drink some rum.
By now, you are probably sick of rum.
Look at brandy bottle.
Drink some brandy and relax. You've put in a lot of work in the kitchen today, and you deserve a nice relaxing brandy.