"Only those with a strong faith in God have children." - Pat Robertson


This explains why Communist Mao Zedong had at least 4 children, and why there are a billion Chinese.

Well, it works for me. My Catholic birth-control-believing friend has six kids. I have none (knock on wood). Weird. Who'da thought just being an atheist was enough to keep you childless?

He forgot the "by immaculate conception" part.

Be fruitful and multiply.

My three children were born by immaculate conception.


No kidding.



After each time, my wife said "That was immaculate".