# NZ court hears how hedgehog was hurled at 15-year-old boy
# William Singalargh, 27, charged with assault with a weapon
# Victim suffers large, red welt and several puncture marks - CNN

Nope. I'm not going to say it.

Let's see: If hands are outlawed only hedgehogs will have hands?

It's the British Commonwealth tradition of weapons control again. Only a simple hedgehog allowed, whereas in the States you have the constitutional right to carry a loaded porcupine.

See related thread here.