Why has a baker in the UK run into problems over her Pig Tarts, Robin Tarts and Paradise Pies?

Baker Val Temple was stunned when barmy bureaucrats forced her to rename her novelty Robin Tarts - because they don't contain the red breasted birds.

Val was also told her popular Paradise Slice would have to be reclassified as it doesn't come from paradise.

And her comical Pig Tarts have also been given the chop by over-zealous Trading Standards officials....they don't contain pork.

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Well done mozart!
But where is paradise anyway..I'm still looking for it.

( Porky pies btw is Cockney rhyming slang for lies )

Well, where does that leave Welsh Rabbit?

And there's no hag in a haggis.

And what about (gulp!) Spotted Dick???

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Originally posted by dance girl:
Well done mozart!
But where is paradise anyway..I'm still looking for it.

It's where the angels of the angel cakes live ,if that's any help.