KC Man Accused Of Toad Licking

The last sentence is hilarious.

Well, he's a lot braver than our dogs.If one of them makes the mistake of licking a toad it never forgets and won't go close to one again

Hope the toad is in secure custody. Toads can escape from the most unlikely places. Scaling a wall, such as one in a cellar (or,I imagine,a cell) is easy for them