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Fights disrupt anti-violence rally at Southeast Side high school - Chicago Tribune
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There were some tense moments on the Florida State University campus at lunch Thursday afternoon.

The bomb squad was called out after a maintenance worker walked by a car in a parking garage and saw a briefcase with the word “a-bomb” scrawled across it.

F-S-U used its campus wide alerting system. Text messages had the students and employees on alert for a brief period until police gave the all clear.

Lt. Jason Trumbower of the F-S-U Police Department says no explosives were found. They later determined the briefcase belonged to a student.

"It belonged to a 17 year old student here locally. The brief case just a few minutes ago was found to be empty, nothing inside. Apparently the kids name, nickname was A-bomb and that was found on the suitcase." - New Channel 7
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Man Jailed After Punching Police Horse's Rear End - Tampa Bay Online
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Escaped murderer caught - After boasting that he'd appeared on Fox's "America's Most Wanted"
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Woman Stuffs Snake Down Pants
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Man in Wheelchair Robbed Bank
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Washington D.C. Police Changing Plan For Gun Searches at Homes - Will be done by appointment
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Woman sues Victoria's Secret - Bra malfunctioned
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Ski Resort Wants a Howitzer
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Police look for man who hid guitar in his pants
(There is no truth to the rumor that he was located by listening to the muffled sounds of "Stairway to Heaven." - DG)
 
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Only in Seattle could a man live in a treehouse for years, only to be evicted with two days notice and offered help for a drinking problem he doesn't have

Here's the facts
 
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Maybe the woman with the malfunctioning bra just needed a smarter one. She should look for a support group. Roll Eyes
 
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Only a man with his own poseable Einstein action figure could find this articleBig Grin
 
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She should look for a support group.


"Hey, Lady. Need a lift?"
 
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You two are as bad as each other. Roll Eyes
 
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I wonder if the guitar guy picks his pants a lot?
 
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I wonder if the guitar guy picks his pants a lot?


Only if he's adjusting his capo tasto, surely?
 
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I wonder if the guitar guy picks his pants a lot?


Only when the G String needs adjusting.
 
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Would that entail twisting the tuning peg?
 
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Only a man with his own poseable Einstein action figure could find this articleBig Grin
Easy, there, I've got a slide rule and I'm not afraid to use it...
Besides, I already own an original copy of A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown. Nerdy chic!
 
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Would that entail twisting the tuning peg?

He's fretting the idea.
 
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Easy, there, I've got a slide rule and I'm not afraid to use it...


Professor...Oh My!... Eek


Going to check out the book. If you don't mind me saying, it seems a little unconventional:
Here

I'm wondering if DG regrets starting this thread?
 
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Yes.
 
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Well, perhaps you should be a little more selective in your choice of topics next time, DG. I'm sorry I asked.
 
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The book is actually a collection of reprinted short pieces. The titular essay by Siem -- which you have found on the Internet in its entirety, including the illustrations -- was originally published in something called The Indicator Nov. 1956. Another item in the collection is a poem by John Updike (Cosmic Gall ) that first appeared in The New Yorker in 1960. Vintage stuff.

Dorian, what did you expect when you put eight stories under one new topic?!
 
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Actually, Professor, the book looks really interesting. I know a lot of people that would enjoy it.
Yeah, I guessed they were a collection of essays. I actually found myself on a physics site, at one point, reading about the book. Yikes!
 
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If you can find "Meihem In Ce Klasrum" by Dolton Edwards (1946), you'll see a rather prescient anticipation of texting / IM shorthand.
 
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Got it. Thank you, Professor, and very funny too. What an appropriate title, considering the direction this thread as taken. Smile

For anyone else that might like to read it:

Meihem In Ce Klasrum
(scroll just over half way down the page)
 
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Actually I was referring to an intro that appears in the book version but not on the website:
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He: I M A B.
She: U R!
He: S, R U A B 2?
She: O S, I M A B 2. R U N TV?
He: S, I M A TV B.
She: G!
-- Children's Primer - New Style
 
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